I Made My Brother's Girlfriend Cry - Twice
My brother's girlfriend isn't exactly a family favorite. We don't hate her, really. We just aren't all that fond of her. She's whiny, she's a bitch, she's controlling, and she always needs to be the center of attention. Well, the center of my brother's attention. Oh, and she seriously lacks in the social niceties department.The entire family went to Boston for Christmas to stay with my sister and her husband. Including my brother and The Bitch Ass Whore (that name was given to her Thursday night when I was talking to my sister). They'd previously been named personae non gratae in my home after a disasterous visit over the summer. This was the first time BAW would meet my sister. My dear sister didn't think she was that bad at first. But then the trouble started on Christmas Eve: BAW had the audacity to call my brother fat. In front of the whole family. Multiple times. My brother isn't at all fat. He is, however, very sensitive about his appearance, and prone to bouts of insecurity and thus self-destructive behavior. My sister and I, who both suffered from eating disorders when we were younger, are extremely protective of him, so this was not good. But oh, this was not the worst transgression. I was showing BAW and my sister a hysterical video of two guys lip-syncing to the Back Street Boys and we jokingly suggested that our brother should wear a headband like one of the guys in the video. Stupid, stupid BAW. She said, "My boyfriend is ugly enough as it is. Can you please not make it worse?" Excuse me? Your boyfriend is our brother and you called him ugly! Like I said, her stupidity knows no bounds. I'd had enough of her by that point, but was trying to be nice for my brother's sake. But then... she did it again.
On Christmas morning, BAW, my brother, and I were sitting around my computer, trying to fix something. BAW called my brother fat again, so I just looked up at her, and said, "That's not very nice" and walked away to take a phone call in my sister's room. Next thing I know, my sister came into the room to say that BAW had locked herself in the bathroom and was bawling her eyes out. Good. I hate her. I almost started laughing, but refrained, again for my brother's sake.
Ok, so the second time she started crying wasn't really my fault. But still, it makes me laugh. My brother and my brother-in-law were playing video games, and my brother offered to teach BAW how to play so she could be included in something he liked to do. She said she didn't want to, so my brother kept playing. What did BAW do? She sat down in the middle of the kitchen floor (where my sister was trying to cook dinner, btw) and started crying because he wasn't paying any attention to her! Instead of my brother coming to ask what was wrong, my sister had to deal with her. And thus, her dislike of BAW was born. heh heh heh... (I'm such a bitch, but you know what? I don't care)
On another note, I got into my program, and will be spending 10 months in Armenia starting in February. Southern Comfort (formerly known as 2DD - the Roommate renamed him) and I are planning to stay together during that time. I think we're going to plan a trip to Turkey or Greece while I'm there. I can't tell you how relieved I was when he said he wanted to stay together even though I'd be gone for so long. NQEx is acting like it's the end of the world, and I don't even care what he thinks. Now if only I could get the school registrar to get their shit together...
posted by MelissaJ @ 2:31 AM
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your brother nead help
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