'I'm such an ass. Call me back and I'll tell you why'
My friend R called me this morning while I was on the phone with my sister. Her voicemail simply said, 'I'm an ass. Call me back and I'll tell you why'. Apparently, she went out with G last night, got insanely drunk, and doesn't remember much past when they got home. R and G have been pseudo-dating on and off since college, so it's not like she got trashed on a first date and put herself in danger. She just feels like an ass because he totally called her out for not knowing what happened last night, and only figuring out that they'd had sex when she noticed not 1, but 2 condoms in the trash. Personally, I think it's pretty damn funny. She's not the first person to have that happen to them. I know I have. And I know for a fact a number of our friends have. Hell, I know people who have actually passed out while having sex.
posted by MelissaJ @ 2:49 AM
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